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Dating in Cuba

It’s weird. The dating scene in Cuba that is. It is the strangest “dating” scene I have seen, right up there with Ukraine – which is comprised of suspicious middle-aged men from America who are who creepily roam the wild land of the East looking for a bride to bring back to their middle-class hovel in the American heartland. However, Cuba’s dating …

Cuban Tobacco Fields

The Failed Gringo Tobacco Farmer

After coming off working in the fields in Tequila Mexico, I thought maybe I would try my new found labor skills working with my fellow working class brothers en el Caribe – Vinales Cuba to be exact. The heartland of the best tobacco in the world, with its rolling hills and fresh breeze rolling in from the sea, this unique …

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Diving at the Bay of Pigs: Where’s the US Landing Craft Yo?!

Last week I evaluated the SEO on my site – revealing that for six months now, Sex In Cuba, remained the returning and undisputed champion 9 months running.  Those people searching for said term must be utterly disappointed. And while I am honored that Google holds me in such great esteem to place me at the top of the list …

Cuban Music and Dancing

Cuba has the best live music and dancing I have ever seen. Hands down. Normally I wouldn’t make such an absolutist claim – wait – no I do that all the time, but both are really spectacular. And by spectacular I mean you will question what you have been doing with your life and why can’t you dance like them. …

Sex in Cuba

“¿Quieres una compañera?” There was sex in the air alright, but it certainly wasn’t free. Do you want a companion? This was the token line thrown out to the naïve gringos. The tone is full of lust and is whispered into your ear as a skillful hand ever so slightly grazes the most sensual part of your back. But it …

Invading the Land of Communism: Cuba

Let me let the cat out of the bag right off the bat: There are no communist countries in the world; they are all totalitarian dictatorships dressed in communist clothing. I mention this because it is good to keep this in the back of your mind so that when you go to these places you can see them for what …