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Ridin’ Dirty with Christmas Tree Deliveries

DAY 12 in a Christmas Tree Sales Job So today I finally gotta taste of the Christmas Tree Sales Lot holy grail: Deliveries. My boss was feeling the Christmas cheer today and decided to spread the holiday love around. So instead of loitering around the lot in the cold for hours waiting to show customers 20 identical trees with a …

Employee Bonding on the Christmas Tree Lot

DAY 4 in my Christmas Tree Sales Job I find myself popping ibuprofen like tic-tacs. My body is so stiff in the mornings that I feel like I am approaching my 70th birthday. I guess all these years of avoiding manual labor are finally coming home to roost. But looking at the glass half full, hopefully my body after these …

Every Office has a Water Cooler

DAY 3 as a Christmas Tree Salesman So I am learning that even in the Christmas tree slanging game, there is still no way to avoid office politics. I am only going into my third day and already co-workers are conniving and gossiping about each other. Christmas tree salesman, despite being men of poverty character, are not immune from our …

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Proper Christmas Tree Lot Attire

DAY 2 Working a Christmas Tree Sales Job So I woke up today with my body feeling like it was in traction. It’s 6:25 am and I can barely move my arms. Luckily, Christmas has come early and I don’t start until 10:00 am, however, unlike my first day, Seattle weather has decided to peak its head and now there …