The Perils of Packing for Vacation

Turner Blog

Anyone that ever says to just “pack light” for a big trip is obviously not interested in any kind of long, drawn out conversation about your forthcoming vacation. They know, of course, that it will lead to a myriad of highly unlikely, what-if scenarios and their ear being talked off. The problem with my pending departure to Mexico, unlike my …

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Ridin’ Dirty with Christmas Tree Deliveries

Turner Blog, Odd Jobs

DAY 12 in a Christmas Tree Sales Job So today I finally gotta taste of the Christmas Tree Sales Lot holy grail: Deliveries. My boss was feeling the Christmas cheer today and decided to spread the holiday love around. So instead of loitering around the lot in the cold for hours waiting to show customers 20 identical trees with a …