My First Day as a Christmas Tree Salesman

After my first day at my Christmas tree sales job, I make my first video entry. Be gentle.

Turner barr
turnerbarr@gmail.com

Hi, my name is Turner. I travel the world, hustle to find interesting jobs, and write about what happens when you read too many self-help books.

5 Comments
  • Kru
    Posted at 23:52h, 14 December

    Like, not bad. You clearly will not be working anywhere as a speech therapist.

  • turner
    Posted at 01:23h, 15 December

    O-contrarrre…my little brown friend. I would like make, like a great speech therapist.

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