23 Oct American vs European Theme Parks: A Day in Efteling
I recently took a trip to Holland’s version of Disneyland, Efteling, and I must say, waiting in line was not nearly as tedious as it is in Disneyland, as you can both smoke (cigarettes only:( ) and drink beer or wine coolers (fabulous). However, word to the wise, do not buy the beer and put them in your pockets between rides, as they are bound to get ferociously shaken up and will explode upon little German children waiting in line when you open them. I must give props to the German parents behind us when this unforseeable explosion took place, had this happened in the American heartland (not that it would, as letting a bunch of drunks around children in parks would be the biggest liability ever), American parents would have skinned me alive (or at least attempted to, I am pretty spry when inebriated).
And another piece of advice, as one of my Dutch readers pointed out: If you are going to eat the deep fried Febo, you need to wait patiently for it to come out fresh, or risk eating something that tastes something with the texture of slightly warm, harden cat food.
Is the talking garbage can saying “papier hier” or “beer here”? I don’t know.
This video is so incredibly stupid and not even the least bit funny or clever or even original. I am a 28 year old man-child, arguably educated, and yet I am so immature that I am feeding the garbage can beer like a child feeding ducks in a park. But I can’t not show this video of me acting like the git that I am for some reason. Self-inflicted shaming for living a life of impulse and instant gratification? A deeper inner desire to serve as an albatross of what happens when you let an ex-frat guy travel and have access to the Internet with an irreverent attitude toward future consequences? I don’t know what it is, but frankly, I can’t stop laughing and only want to put more beer in this cute little garbage can’s mouth.